How about we make impregnating women a crime instead? Any man who impregnates a woman who doesn’t want to be a mother goes to jail. Down for that? While we’re at it, let’s outlaw male masturbation. Men must be punished for not allowing their sperm to mature into human beings. The sperm swim, after all, and wiggle their cute little tails. Doesn’t that mean they’ve been imbued with the sacred breath of life? Spermatazoa have a right to grow-a!!!

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